my brother and his friend chad…it looks like a sleaze ball convention.

my brother and his friend chad…it looks like a sleaze ball convention.

everythingharrypotter:

(via malfoyy)

i love that the lion blinked everytime she did.

everythingharrypotter:

(via malfoyy)

i love that the lion blinked everytime she did.

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humansvsrobots:

labeledbones:

calikalie:


JIM: I’m just saying that you can’t be sure that it wasn’t you. DWIGHT: That’s ridiculous, of course it wasn’t me. JIM: Marijuana is a memory loss drug, so maybe you just don’t remember. DWIGHT: I would remember. JIM: Well, how could you, if it just erased your memory? DWIGHT: That’s not how it works. JIM: Now how do you know how it works? DWIGHT: Knock it off, okay, I’m interviewing you. JIM: No! You said that I’d be conducting this interview when I walked in here. Now exactly how much pot did you smoke?
The Office, 2x20 Drug Testing

humansvsrobots:

labeledbones:

calikalie:

JIM: I’m just saying that you can’t be sure that it wasn’t you.
DWIGHT: That’s ridiculous, of course it wasn’t me.
JIM: Marijuana is a memory loss drug, so maybe you just don’t remember.
DWIGHT: I would remember.
JIM: Well, how could you, if it just erased your memory?
DWIGHT: That’s not how it works.
JIM: Now how do you know how it works?
DWIGHT: Knock it off, okay, I’m interviewing you.
JIM: No! You said that I’d be conducting this interview when I walked in here. Now exactly how much pot did you smoke?

The Office, 2x20 Drug Testing

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'The Office' Ends As Documentary Crew Gets All The Footage It Needs

humansvsrobots:

labeledbones:

SCRANTON, PA—After nearly six years on the air, NBC’s hit show The Office ended abruptly Thursday when documentary filmmaker Ian Sheffield announced that he and his crew had all the footage of the Dunder Mifflin Paper Company’s Scranton branch required for their project. “In retrospect, we really over-shot this thing by an enormous margin,” said Sheffield, adding that he likely had more than enough good material after filming a British workplace from 2001 to 2003. “We would have finished much earlier if one employee or another didn’t insist on being interviewed every three minutes. And I have no idea why we were invited to Jim and Pam’s wedding. All of that stuff is totally unusable.” Sheffield said that the footage will be drastically cut down and used primarily as B-roll for the planned 90-minute educational film about paper manufacture and production.

(via The Onion)

that just gave me a heart attack, luckily i read the source before i threw up

hahhaha

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